The Census

A running summary of what the field has reported. Numbers are anonymous and observational. The study is satirical; the methodology is not.

3
Sightings
3
Approved
0
Cities
33
Oxford Index
Mild Oxford Activity

The Standings

Ranked by Oxford Index.

    Where they appear

    • Other3100%

    When they appear

    • afternoon133%
    • morning133%
    • night133%

    By day of week

    MTWTFSS

    Over the last fortnight

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